My Life

Oct 16 2012
kittylikepotpie:

lilmegidosp00ks:


THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

I love this so much.

kittylikepotpie:

lilmegidosp00ks:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

I love this so much.

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Sep 19 2012
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Today has been one of the worst in a while.

But at the same, time one of the best.

Sep 12 2012

I very rarely feel this way….

But I truly hope my message to my teacher who is being a bitch has been complaining and asking me to participate in Junior Class office for the past year pissed her off.

She simply does not understand the most simple ways of fundraising and getting people interested and excited to do things to raise money for Prom and the Senior Trip next year.
And I just don’t have the patience for her, which is saying a lot because I am one of the most easy going people I think.
So I really just hope I pissed her off with my very respectful message about how I refuse to participate in any form of Junior Class Office this year. 

Sep 09 2012
submarinedreams:

For Shadowsister. #emotionsforthepicking (Taken with Instagram)

submarinedreams:

For Shadowsister. #emotionsforthepicking (Taken with Instagram)

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sheddingpetals:

sheddingpetals:

Skellig-Page 94

sheddingpetals:

sheddingpetals:

Skellig-Page 94

(Source: sheddinpetals, via sheddinpetals)

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Who don’t believe in anything?

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Haha…

Sometimes I wonder when and if… But then I remember that you don’t want to see, or you just don’t care.
Sigh…. Hahaha, whatever.

Sep 04 2012

her name meant seafoam

submarinedreams:

I cast
my wishes
out into
the waves.
Four hundred
billion lovers at
the bottom of
the milky sea.

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So..

So… This is my new personal Tumblr. 
Hai. 

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You Are Beautiful.

You’re depressed and I don’t think you should.
You say you are ugly but really you are beautiful.
You hate your imperfections but I think they make you who you are.
You’re imperfections I like best, because they let me know you are real.
Don’t worry about what happened, it’s the past now and you can’t change it.
Move on from it and take all the lessons that came with it.
It’s all a part of growing up, it’s all a part of being a teen.
Just because people pressure you into doing something doesn’t mean you have to.
You can make your own decisions, and screw what others think about you.
You are your own person.
Don’t let anyone ever take that from you.
Be original, be yourself, and don’t ever be pressured into becoming someone you’re not.
Don’t let society push you that far.
Be original in what you do.
Be yourself, and I promise you’ll get far.
You have such a bright future.
You have such a life ahead of you.
Give it a chance, and when you’re upset I’ll always be there to help push you through.
They say that the sun is always brighter on the other side of the mountain.
But personally I rather live life with the good and bad moments.
The bad moments because they defy and make me who I am.
The good moments because you can’t have the good without the bad.
Enjoy the life you have, because what you have is beautiful.
Make your life everything it can be, because you have an advantage over most people.
You have dedication.
You have the good looks.
You have the solid family.
You have courage to take back, what was took.
Just be strong, and power through.
I promise things will get better soon.
And no matter what, good or bad, I’ll always be there for you.

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Sometimes I wonder…

What it means to love you

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